Access Corbo

Apr 20

[video]

If you’re me, you’re almost 30, have never had a boyfriend, nor any type of love interest. Also if you’re me, because your taste is so fussy, and you’ve waited for so long for that right guy to come along, you feel that you truly deserve the very best. Also if you’re me, after all this time, you finally meet a guy who you’re actually irresistibly attracted to, and who treats you well. Of course, even though you feel you deserve the very best, you don’t actually receive it. What you receive is a very unreliable drug addict with a very addictive personality. And even though you recognize how troubling his flaws are, you still can’t blind yourself from how good he feels…and now you’re fucked…if you’re me.

Apr 11

Holy shit!!! Note to self: putting down “horoscope” as a tag will SKYROCKET your post’s attention!

Holy shit!!! Note to self: putting down “horoscope” as a tag will SKYROCKET your post’s attention!

#tbt - BEFORE #JustinBieber inspired bangs! (Although it might have been around the time of #ZacEfron in High School Musical) :-P

#tbt - BEFORE #JustinBieber inspired bangs! (Although it might have been around the time of #ZacEfron in High School Musical) :-P

Apr 10

I’m at the cusp of #Virgo, so I’d like to think that would make me an Egotistical Bitch. #Astrology #Horoscope
EDIT: By the way, I posted this from Instagram, & couldn’t fit Pisces in there. It said Pisces = Whiny Bimbo.

I’m at the cusp of #Virgo, so I’d like to think that would make me an Egotistical Bitch. #Astrology #Horoscope

EDIT: By the way, I posted this from Instagram, & couldn’t fit Pisces in there. It said Pisces = Whiny Bimbo.

Apr 09

I’m not sure how I feel about meeting a guy who says he has someone else manage his Facebook account. The f*cker is hardly famous!!! (that I know of anyway)

Apr 08

(via tenpmtofour)

If I’m going to receive one from a stranger, then there needs to be amenities!!

If I’m going to receive one from a stranger, then there needs to be amenities!!

I’ll receive up to 50+ profile views on OkCupid per day, and maybe a message or 2 every other day. Sadly, only 2-3 times a month will I find interest in any of these guys. Either I’m horribly picky, or I draw a very dull crowd. Obviously both.

Apr 07

[video]