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One of my favorite scenes from Sex and the City.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 08:50:53 -0700

One of my favorite scenes from Sex and the City.

So ridiculously accurate to how I’m feeling right now.

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 15:59:16 -0700

So ridiculously accurate to how I’m feeling right now.

If you’re me, you’re almost 30, have never had a boyfriend, nor any type of love...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:21:05 -0700

If you’re me, you’re almost 30, have never had a boyfriend, nor any type of love interest. Also if you’re me, because your taste is so fussy, and you’ve waited for so long for that right guy to come along, you feel that you truly deserve the very best. Also if you’re me, after all this time, you finally meet a guy who you’re actually irresistibly attracted to, and who treats you well. Of course, even though you feel you deserve the very best, you don’t actually receive it. What you receive is a very unreliable drug addict with a very addictive personality. And even though you recognize how troubling his flaws are, you still can’t blind yourself from how good he feels…and now you’re fucked…if you’re me.

Holy shit!!! Note to self: putting down “horoscope”...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:57:25 -0700

Holy shit!!! Note to self: putting down “horoscope” as a tag will SKYROCKET your post’s attention!

#tbt - BEFORE #JustinBieber inspired bangs! (Although it might...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:27:55 -0700

#tbt - BEFORE #JustinBieber inspired bangs! (Although it might have been around the time of #ZacEfron in High School Musical) :-P

I’m at the cusp of #Virgo, so I’d like to think that would make...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:09:00 -0700

I’m at the cusp of #Virgo, so I’d like to think that would make me an Egotistical Bitch. #Astrology #Horoscope

EDIT: By the way, I posted this from Instagram, & couldn’t fit Pisces in there. It said Pisces = Whiny Bimbo.

I’m not sure how I feel about meeting a guy who says he has someone else manage his Facebook...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:40:32 -0700

I’m not sure how I feel about meeting a guy who says he has someone else manage his Facebook account. The f*cker is hardly famous!!! (that I know of anyway)

Photo

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 22:14:07 -0700

If I’m going to receive one from a stranger, then there needs to...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 10:56:00 -0700

If I’m going to receive one from a stranger, then there needs to be amenities!!

I’ll receive up to 50+ profile views on OkCupid per day, and maybe a message or 2 every other...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 10:50:07 -0700

I’ll receive up to 50+ profile views on OkCupid per day, and maybe a message or 2 every other day. Sadly, only 2-3 times a month will I find interest in any of these guys. Either I’m horribly picky, or I draw a very dull crowd. Obviously both.

I was having a good hair day, so I decided to give myself a...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:28:00 -0700

I was having a good hair day, so I decided to give myself a quick photo shoot. ;-)

That moment when horniness hits you big time, and you don’t have a cloning device to help you...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 15:27:55 -0700

That moment when horniness hits you big time, and you don’t have a cloning device to help you out. I’d even settle with finding my doppleganger on Grindr at this point!

Okay…look at Liam…and then look at the other...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 09:04:49 -0700

Okay…look at Liam…and then look at the other boys….and tell me hair doesn’t matter!!

zodiacsociety: Leo reaction to a computer crash This is...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 21:02:29 -0700

zodiacsociety:

Leo reaction to a computer crash

This is basically my response to everything in life.

I’m about to have the house all to myself for a week!!! First I’ll start out excited...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 10:10:54 -0700

I’m about to have the house all to myself for a week!!! First I’ll start out excited about my privacy, then I’ll eventually get bored and lonely and crave to have my British bestie back ASAP.

^ Really hoping the latter part of that doesn’t happen…at least not until the end of the week.

This guy is basically in his 50s. I like how he took my sly...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:01:44 -0700

This guy is basically in his 50s. I like how he took my sly comment about his childish manner of speaking as a compliment.

As much as the guys on Grindr can get on my nerves, there’s always that very rare occasion...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:05:00 -0700

As much as the guys on Grindr can get on my nerves, there’s always that very rare occasion when a truly dreamy face messages me, and actually has something to say. Those moments make it worth while for me to use the app.

I have never done cocaine. Am I missing out?

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:58:04 -0700

I have never done cocaine. Am I missing out?

http://www.wehoconfidential.com/2013/04/will-mermaids-be-new-vampires.html

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:35:00 -0700

http://www.wehoconfidential.com/2013/04/will-mermaids-be-new-vampires.html:

Wait…ARE mermaids/men the new vampires???

If Each Zodiac Sign Was A Drug:

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 21:29:03 -0700

zodiacsociety:

ARIES

TAURUS

GEMINI

CANCER

LEO

VIRGO

LIBRA

SCORPIO

SAGITTARIUS

CAPRICORN

AQUARIUS

PISCES

I’m like cocaine!! ;-)